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Table Tennis - Funny Quotes

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Ping-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff! And there, I think, you have the difference between us and the rest of the world. Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner; we looked at it an saw an opportunity to play Wiff-waff.

- Boris Johnson
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I'm pretty sure ‘ping' in Chinese means ‘table,' and ‘pong' means ‘tennis'.

- John Alejandro King
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Serve it, smash it, win it, love it

- unkown
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It's like ping pong with a ball made out of acid and fire. That's what's going on inside our screwed up heads

- Rebecca O'Donnell
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