Rugby - Funny Quotes

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“ Don't ask me about emotions in the Welsh dressing room. I'm someone who cries when he watches Little House on the Prairie. ”

- Robert Norster

“ I think you enjoy the game more if you don't know the rules. Anyway, you're on the same wavelength as the referees. ”

- Jonathan Davies

“ He's the sort of player whose brain doesn't always know where his legs are carrying him. ”

- Nick Farr-Jones

“ I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat ”

- Ewan McKenzie

“ Rugby players are either piano shifters or piano movers. Fortunately, I am one of those who can play a tune. ”

- Pierre Danos