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Boxing - Funny Quotes

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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

- Jack Handy
A boxing match is like a cowboy movie. There's got to be good guys and there's got to be bad guys. And that's what people pay for - to see the bad guys get beat.

- Sonny Liston
Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.

- Muhammad Ali
If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass.

- Randall “Tex” Cobb
If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it.

- Marvin Hagler