Basketball - Funny Quotes

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“ The cardinal rule of playoff basketball: Can you take care of your defensive board? ”

- Hubie Brown

“ We are in the trophy generation.Give them a trophy for 23rd place.That makes the parents happy ”

- Tom Izzo

“ Trying to take money out of politics is like trying to take jumping out of basketball. ”

- Bill Bradley

“ I am like tax. You are going to pay one way or another ”

- Shaquille O'Neal

“ I am strong, I am tough, I still wear my eyeliner ”

- Lisa Leslie